01-12-03 .. evangelion rules ..
double-tested for your protection, here are the rules for the ng:e drinking game. (note: yes, I know there are other, waaaay more complicated versions out there, but after you've had a few, who can keep track of all those rules? not I, virginia, not I.)
take a drink when:
- misato has a beer.
- asuka yells at someone/something.
- asuka calls someone "Dummkopf."
- shinji says he can't/won't do something. (2 drinks if he says he both can't and won't.)
- a new "super powerful" angel appears. (2 drinks)
- shinji calls misato "slob" or "lazy."
- someone speaks in techno-babble. (including "entry plug" and "AT field.")
- pen-pen appears. (2 drinks if he gets in shinji's way.)
- a river of blood appears.
- you see the image of shinji as a child crying.
- you see down any female character's shirt or up any female character's skirt.
- something doesn't make any damn sense.
- kaworu says something to shinji that could be considered a come-on.
- someone says that something is impossible or can't happen.
- rei dies.
- any character is naked.
- shinji says "I musn't run away."
- shinji's tape flips sides.
- shinji actually shows some balls.
- someone/something is crucified.
- shinji is very happy.
- an angel doesn't appear to cause trouble.
- you feel that you truly understand the ending of the series.
- unit 1 goes berserker and eats that damn angel.
and there you have it. drink responsibly — meaning, drink a lot and then pass out.
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